Yomammajokes

05.12.2017 2 Comments

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  1. Yo mamma's so stupid I know she's been using my computer when I see the White-Out on my screen Yo mamma's so old I looked in her year book and saw jesus Yo mamma's so poor she can't afford to pay attention Yo mamma's so dumb she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund Yo mamma's so stupid she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif Yo mamma's so cheap instead of buying a fire alarm she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling Yo mamma's so dumb she cooks with Old Spice Yo mamma's so dumb if brains were dynamite she wouldnt have enough to blow her nose Yo mamma's so ugly that she went to an ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals Yo mamma's so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it Yo mamma's so stupid she invented a waterproof teabag Yo mamma's so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged Yo mamma's so dumb she saw a billboard that said Dodge Trucks and she started ducking through traffic Yo mamma's so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.

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